Status updates you rarely see on Facebook

Louise is… so fucking horny that she’s gonna chew her own arm off if she doesn’t get laid soon.

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2 Comments»

  elle wrote @

Louise… can’t decide whether to skin up, rack up or make a fishfinger sandwich

  s wrote @

well it makes a change from the standard updates 😎 a variation of the old ‘crack of dawn’ one. When I worked on the bulding sites there was a rather unselective saying about holes and the back of brick layers….crude it was..


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