Too much information, and a fleeting mucus reference

The reason women who are trying for a baby talk about mucus all the time is that it relates to ovulation, and these women are OBSESSED with ovulation.

This puzzles me. Sure, you’re most likely to conceive as or just after you ovulate, but if you’re fucking all the time anyway, can this extra info make that much difference?

Unless these women ONLY fuck when they’re ovulating (how depressing), or want to make sure they have extra sex around the right time (the surest way to turn the beautiful act of lovemaking into a chore).

Boys, as far as I can tell, never think about ovulation. Hence I was slightly surprised when my Boy made subtle enquiries about where I was in my cycle.

Until I realised he was plotting an anti-ovulation anal sex chart.

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