In conclusion…

The most important thing I learned in China?

Squat toilets are more hygienic than pedestal toilets, as long as you don’t drop your keys in.

Incidentally, I’ve quite enjoyed diarising while on holiday, and a few kindly souls have said they’ve liked what I’ve written. This leaves me wondering if I should take up blogging again.

Would you be interested in reading more of the same, on a reasonably regular basis? Not exactly the same, obviously; probably a bit more cheese sammich, or possibly about sex. Or feasibly about both – Dairylea Dunkers provide excellent coverage if spread thinly.

Sound good? Watch this space…